A chat on paper between Monkey, Reindeer and Spider [codenames used to protect identities]. THIS IS A REAL CONVERSATION. Enjoy :D
[Chat starts.]
Monkey: She ALWAYS talks about Asian countries --"
Reindeer: LOL I know so annoying. I wanna throw a brick in her mouth!
[Spider has been added to this conversation] Spider: Hallo! :)
Monkey: Hello! USE YOUR OWN PENCILS :P I don't remember what the topic is anymore xD [The topic of our new chapter.]
Reindeer: This is going on forever, the longest period ever! Connex? WTF?... A Global Issue... I don't think so.
Monkey: OMFG does she ever take a break... --" And the new Connex is Chinese, shit they came from China, they must be refugees! D: [Teacher constantly goes on about Asian refugees.]
Spider: LOL, please shut up Ms Vinegar!
Monkey: I want to legally kill her. [Teacher goes on about how they legally children in China for the one-child policy.]
Reindeer: Does anyone have a gun?... for myself or for Vinegar, "Neither can live while the other survives."
Monkey: Vinegar is "neither can live" xD
Spider: Okay... :S [Hasn't read Harry Potter.]
Reindeer: I thought she was done, well, getting to the sheet... then she got sidetracked again. Argh. :(
Monkey: Meh, let her talk, we can do what we want and she won't notice xD So we went from population of Melbourne in the future to Indonesian refugees to Prime Ministers shaking hands to Barcelona cameras on beaches to Connex to China's one-child policy to...?
Spider: ... to what baby boomers and kids need. Hehe. I don't think she's even on topic.
Monkey: She's NOT, she's forgotten what the topic is LOL
[Spider gets pissed at Vinegar and starts 'swearing'.]
Reindeer: Hey Spider, hold your temper otherwise you are going to have green ink off your hand...
Spider: Yes, because I'm turning into the Hulk D:
Monkey: LOL! I'm turning into Flubber so I can get out of here :D
[Explains to Reindeer what Flubber is; green, slimy and blobby.]
Reindeer: But you will then be put into quarantine if you are green and slimy. So either way, you're trapped. Maybe I will morph into Rudolph [the Reindeer] and use the excuse of having to help Santa.
Monkey: WHY DO WE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT CHINA. --" [Teacher still going on about one-child policies]. Damn, always trapped. Santa doesn't exist, nyeh nyeh :P
Spider: Vinegar's got a hunched back! Kekeke.
Monkey: LOL, you just noticed? She was talking [non-stop] for 35 minutes, OMFG :O [Teacher stops talking.]
Spider: How long do we have until this lesson ends?
Monkey: About half an hour D:
Spider: God help us DDD:
Reindeer: 1/2 hour left. 30 minutes, 29 min 58 sec, 29 mins 56 sec, ...
[Pause.]
Spider: ...*cricket chirps*...
Monkey: DaBlaDaBlaDaBla. *eyebrow raise LOLLLL. She's talking to herself.
Reindeer: LOL! I don't even think the front rows fully listening! 25 min 32 sec, 25 min 29 sec...
[Reindeer and Spider start chucking pens around.]
Spider: You fail at the pen thing [Monkey].
[Teacher makes a comment about what Melbourne will be like 10 years later.]
Reindeer: 10 uears later... she'll still be talking to some poor unfortunate souls.
Spider: I wonder how long she lectures her children for...
Monkey: LOLLL [Reindeer] was saying something to Vinegar and she kept tallking xD [Teacher malkes comment about getting a phonecall.] She got a phonecall from God! [Reference to Dead Poets Society]
Reindeer: We are sooo... keeping this [chat].
Monkey: I should have timed how long you kept your hand up xD
Spider: Don't you dare scan this, Little Mrs. Facebook :P
Monkey: I sooo should :P No one knows who we're talking about. But no-one can read our writing xD
Spider: Alright then.
Monkey: What's she on about now? I swear she wante dot be a lawyer or something.
Reindeer: Politician?
Monkey: Nah, she probably failed Politics school; doesn't know when to shut up. And too pessimistic :P
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WARNING: Contains mild swearing; bouts of fangirly-ness; random outbursts in Korean/Japanese/Chinese/Malay. You have been warned.
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IN ABSTRACT
"It won't work. It just won't work."
"Can't you try to be a bit more positive?"
"Fine, I'm positive it won't work."
- Charlotte's Web
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