another random twilight rant...
I know people are really really sick of me just going on and on and on about how "Stephenie Meyer can't write for nuts" "It's just conversation conversation conversation that doesn't get anywhere" and "STOP-TALKING-ABOUT-TWILIGHT-YOU'RE-DRIVING-ME-INSANE-GET-A-LIFE" blah blah
BLAH but
THIS has to be, undeniably, the last straw.
My school just started a Twilight book club.
Bad.
A teacher in my school started a Twilight book club.
Even worse.
That teacher happens to teach me History.
*BAM!!!!* The world just exploded.
She's N.U.T.S!!!! I swear!!!!!! Who in their right mind would hav a book club just for
Twilight?! There's nothing to talk about!! Apart from the crappy, usually argument of "I like Edward more than Jacob" and "I like Jacob more than Edward" nonsense. Nothing ever
happens.
And if I hear someone say "I love Edward!"
one more time... all hell would break loose and somebody's going to lose some of their highly precious (yet, damaged to the ends of the earth) hair. I'm not holding back with the scissors. It sounds stupid now, but wait til it really happens.
Bye bye hair.
You'll never be dyed that stupid half blond colour anymore.
Get it into your head that you'll never be a white person even though you want to be one. You.Are.The.Wrong.Colour.For.A.Start.You're.Freakin.
BROWN. The brown equivalent of a dumb blond.
DIE, EDWARD CULLEN, DIE.
And what makes it worse is that DeviantArt is swarming with them!!! All you have to do is type in "Twilight" or "Cullens" or "BellaxEdward" or "BellaxJacob" and it's literally a million pages worth of artwork that shows up.
GAH.
This is a losing battle, but I'm fighting it anyway.